Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt west hollywood Bender's structural assessment of Shermer

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

still being the joke

Rolling a wheelchair directly into a live firework is technically a form of patriotism nobody asked for

Perched above the shoreline at 18002 PCH

Navy hand-lettered cursive text reads "Newporter inn" above a mid-century illustration of a figure steering a sailboat with olive sails on navy waves

Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt west hollywood Bender's structural assessment of ShermerSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split