Half Ass Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic “If I wore my mood

“If I wore my mood on my sleeve

Why not embrace that snack-loving energy with a tee that says what we’re all thinking (especially when the only running you do is after the food truck)

Meet the “A List Of Things That Aren’t Being Canceled” Tee—your go-to funny shirt for women who’d rather let their wardrobe do the talking

and instantly feels like your favorite tee from day one

no explanation necessary

Half Ass Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic “If I wore my moodHalf ass. The effort level that gets the job technically done while preserving maximum energy for literally anything else. This half ass mug files no apologies. The work was completed, the bar was cleared, and there's plenty of coffee left for activities she actually likes. Who this is for: The realist who knows not everything deserves full throttle The gag gift for the friend with a finely calibrated effort scale Anyone needing a half ass mug for the