Outpost 31 Antarctica Research Station - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt millbrae Big Worm's customer service philosophy

Big Worm's customer service philosophy starts and ends with collecting two hundred dollars from Smokey before sundown

Inspired by The Naked Gun

Distressed sage-green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive-gold end-grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch

Print measures 16"x16" (Full framed canvas measures 17

Ranking safety third implies it still made the list

Outpost 31 Antarctica Research Station - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt millbrae Big Worm's customer service philosophyOrientation packets at Outpost 31 probably included frostbite protocols but nothing about coworkers splitting open like wet origami. MacReady's employee satisfaction survey would be mostly flamethrower diagrams. Inspired by The Thing. The Details: Weathered white polar azimuthal projection map of Antarctica sits within concentric grid lines forming a circular radar like pattern. Distressed white stencil text below reads "OUTPOST 31," followed by