Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL a gingerbread man with red

a gingerbread man with red buttons and bow tie

Vader trading his lightsaber for a 7-iron is the most aggressive mid-life crisis in galactic history

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

Cursive pink script reads "Steaks" alongside "WORLD'S FINEST" and "COCKTAILS

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL a gingerbread man with redMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork