You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond

Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond in 1897 as part of the Red River Valley League

Orange-red square graphic split between a tiki face on the left and tropical leaf motifs on the right

A vintage hand-drawn baseball player in a batting stance appears beside a small apple reading "TON

wearing a cable-knit turtleneck sweater

Block text reads "BOXING GYM" above cursive script reading "Southside Slugger

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Fargo's Divorcees took the diamondSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red