Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Some teams leave behind trophies

Some teams leave behind trophies

A cartoon-style light blue Volkswagen Beetle in side profile sits beneath the text

Red hand-lettered text with yellow outlines and a 3D shadow effect reads "SKATELAND" at the top of an inverted triangle with a jagged yellow border enclosing a blue center

Cream text reads "BOOTLEGGING SERVICE" flanked by stars

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Some teams leave behind trophiesPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve.