Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large blue and white block

Large blue and white block letters read "DONNY" below

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

Retro extruded cyan text reads "POST NUT CLARITY" with parallel line detailing within the letterforms

flanked by small decorative flourishes

A vintage 1950s clip-art illustration in white depicts a man in a chef's hat and apron grilling with tongs over a barbecue

Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large blue and white blockAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid