Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet

inspired by Larry Tate

GoBots were an old school toy that existed from 1983-1987

Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Hollywood Montrose walks into aCalling a grizzly bear a dawg is the exact energy that keeps national park rangers on antidepressants. Somewhere right now a tourist is reading a "Do Not Approach Wildlife" sign and taking it as a suggestion. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN I PET DAT DAWG?" across the upper portion. A vintage hand drawn illustration beneath depicts a grizzly bear walking across rocky terrain, rendered in browns and tans against a backdrop of green