Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Long after the league folded

Long after the league folded

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

A golden-yellow conical buoy marked "38" in dark lettering sits among teal and white stylized waves

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

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Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Long after the league foldedPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow