President George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Souvenir shops in the murder

Souvenir shops in the murder capital of the world really lean into the branding

bringing organized baseball to a proud Iowa river town

Here's a throwback T-Shirt tribute to Cowboy Curtis

White block text below reads "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SKI

and "CLONE" on the third line

President George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Souvenir shops in the murderGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif