Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Distressed golden-yellow serif text reads

Distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "DIRECTED BY" in a smaller weight

Script text reading "Decatur

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White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTER of PICKAWAY COUNTY" across the top

Distressed white text reads "BALTIMORE

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Distressed golden-yellow serif text reads"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text