Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year with distressed texture throughout

with distressed texture throughout

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

flanked by red stars and blue swirl elements

Bold golden-yellow block letters read "IRISH PUB" at the bottom

A Retro throwback design inspired by Battle of the Network Stars

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year with distressed texture throughoutBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below