David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black with small red and white

with small red and white text on its front panel reading "WINE 'EM DINE 'EM SIXTY NINE 'EM

Inspired by The Max

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

ridged grip on the left side

Dark maroon Gothic blackletter text below reads "German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black with small red and whiteDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long