Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Distressed white angular text arches

Distressed white angular text arches across the top reading "DON'T THINK

the Assman's in town

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

Greendale never stood a chance

Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Distressed white angular text archesRoman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance. Lake Potowotominimac deserved better. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC, WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses, flanked by orange and yellow flame graphics, two white stars, and horizontal retro stripes in white,