Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie tradingplaces1 A stencil-style portrait of Cordell

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

Halftone crosshatched portraits depict two figures

and honestly that confidence deserves respect

with "1031 ORANGE AVE CORONADO CALIFORNIA" in smaller text

A midcentury illustration of a couple roller skating arm in arm fills the center

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie tradingplaces1 A stencil-style portrait of CordellFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"