Master Baster - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Centauri's recruitment standards make every

Centauri's recruitment standards make every other enlistment office look painfully honest

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

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Design inspired by Plankton's restaurant in SpongeBob SquarePants

Inspired by Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Master Baster - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Centauri's recruitment standards make everyBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit