Tribble Farms - Unisex Hoodie roswell Large white block sans-serif text

Large white block sans-serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid

Distressed white arched text reads "CHINATOWN

Apologizing in fake Spanish for not understanding stupid people saves everyone the trouble of a real conversation

and reds soars through flaming meteors rendered in a vintage illustration style

Somewhere a Boy Scout troop leader is smiling through a stress headache

Tribble Farms - Unisex Hoodie roswell Large white block sans-serif textCyrano Jones built a whole brand around selling a biological disaster with the confidence of a guy hawking timeshares on Risa. "Guaranteed to Multiply" is less a slogan and more a threat wrapped in feed store charm. Inspired by Star Trek. The Details: Distressed white stencil text reads "CYRANO JONES" above "TRIBBLE FARMS." A gray crate overflowing with fuzzy brown, tan, and golden tribbles in a vintage hand drawn style sits above golden yellow