Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nerds Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

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Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

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Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nerds Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-poppedBegging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear. The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization. The Details: Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface. A weathered, grungy texture runs throughout the letterforms, giving the print a worn screen