White Elephant Gift - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White distressed text reads "SAN

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

Black text below reads "EVERY NIGHT IS FRIDAY NIGHT AT BOBBY MCGEES" and "353 E COAST HWY NEWPORT BEACH

Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION

" A digital illustration of a pontoon boat with a white and gray deck

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

White Elephant Gift - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White distressed text reads "SANWhite elephant gifts are the only socially acceptable way to make someone hold a candle shaped like a foot and say thank you. Putting the elephant on your chest just skips the wrapping paper. The Details: Large white silhouette of an elephant facing left, rendered in a clean single color graphic style with minimal detail lines defining the ear, eye, legs, and curled trunk. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck