I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Ordering the Old 96er is

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

holding an oversized combat knife

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flanked by green pine trees

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Ordering the Old 96er isCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: