Brawndo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Outlined block text reads "STOKED"

Outlined block text reads "STOKED" in an arch

smaller text reads "MOBILE

Zero ambition

Jacked Santa working a candy cane pole like he's putting himself through elf trade school is the Christmas card Hallmark keeps rejecting

Ray alphabetizing demonology texts while the rent devours his soul is peak sincerity

Brawndo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Outlined block text reads "STOKED"Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"