Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange text

CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange text reading "ORANGE" with a vintage cartoon anthropomorphic orange character carrying a baseball bat

Gravity and emotional instability have remarkably similar timelines

but the emotional damage remains tax-deductible

Large golden-yellow blackletter text reads "Dukes" with a swooping underline

" and "Profanity" in white

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange textChampionship belts exist for boxing, wrestling, and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair. Massive Dump Division implies weight classes, which means somewhere a lightweight is clogging toilets with remarkable efficiency. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "UNDEFEATED" above a white top down illustration of an open toilet bowl with "DUMP" on its base, containing a brown poop emoji style pile, flanked