Sleighin' - Unisex T-Shirt action Arched red serif text reads

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

" a geometric corporate emblem

wearing 1950s-era casual clothing and carrying supplies

Even the dirt is clean

through enthusiasm and zero formal training

Sleighin' - Unisex T-Shirt action Arched red serif text readsSanta's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script