President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento Named for one of Brooklyn's

Named for one of Brooklyn's greatest sluggers

Few cities that small dared compete at that level

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Dropping a game show logo with a profanity kicker is exactly the energy Happy brought to that golf course brawl

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento Named for one of Brooklyn'sTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text