The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad Every elder millennial's real history

Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

Suburban gathering spots rarely had that kind of gravity

Opening in 1940

which statistically nobody is prepared for

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad Every elder millennial's real historyJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi