Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt nerds white script reading "Carl's

white script reading "Carl's

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Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt nerds white script reading "Carl's"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text