University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL promising a taste of Paris

promising a taste of Paris in a working-class neighborhood

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Kansas City's worst-kept secret had excellent tomatoes and terrible operational security

Matching sweaters and mandatory board games occupy the same Geneva Convention gray area as sleep deprivation

Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward from the letterforms

University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL promising a taste of ParisFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by