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Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

A tiny village nobody can find on a map had better branding in 1952 than most startups do now

Inspired by Gremlins

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

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