I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Carrying a roll of toilet

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

OR" at the bottom

he got laser-blasted into it

Rounded letterforms and smooth stroke weight recall 1970s typography

Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Chopper

I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Carrying a roll of toiletUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I