Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal " A centered golden fortune

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

Smaller yellow outline bubble letters below read "WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE

slightly Western typeface

and the horror font on "boobies" is working harder than any costume at the party

Some places earn their name

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal " A centered golden fortuneBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text