Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Dark blue retro script reads

Dark blue retro script reads "Hummingbirds" with a swooping tail underline

Negotiating with your own quadriceps at mile three like it's a hostage situation is apparently a hobby now

the most important business decisions in North Jersey were made over cold cuts at a deli where the original owner's debt was settled in a way that did not involve a payment plan

Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life

Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Dark blue retro script readsRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching