I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

Inspired by Coming to America

A weathered high-contrast white portrait of Indiana Jones in his fedora sits at the center

but this one hosted an era

and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single

I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif textPizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability. Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM, and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "I WONDER IF" across the top. Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element. Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO." Fit & Fabric: Style: