Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rt_a Finishing a 96er earns you

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon Killian in a gray suit with both arms raised triumphantly

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rt_a Finishing a 96er earns youJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading