Rolladium - Staten Island, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt lakewood flanked by green pine trees

flanked by green pine trees

all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture

Gilbert is absolutely losing sleep over one-star Yelp reviews

" A checked box marks "ALL OF THE ABOVE" at the bottom

That wholesome exclamation point is working harder than any HR department in history

Rolladium - Staten Island, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt lakewood flanked by green pine treesNaming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat, not kids eating floor on rented skates in New Dorp. Lady Liberty's in the logo because she also can't leave Staten Island. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text reading "STATEN ISLAND ROLLADIUM" curves along the top of a circular border. Inside, a silhouette of a female roller skater strikes a dynamic pose beside a silhouette of the Statue of Liberty. Below the circle, golden yellow