Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford Tan text near the bottom

Tan text near the bottom of the deck reads "SINCE 1955

Napping after Thanksgiving dinner is the only competitive sport where the training regimen is three plates of stuffing

Daring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable

1937" on the left and "DIED 11 JAN

Large bold white block letters below read "BDSM

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford Tan text near the bottomRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY