Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal NV" with decorative script reading

NV" with decorative script reading "Since 1996" above a small ornamental flourish

A row of four cartoon potted succulents and cacti in pastel green

Bold distressed white block text reads "KRAKEN" in an arc along the bottom

but the Spuds understood exactly where they came from

Hours are after dark

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal NV" with decorative script readingCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads