Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" in

with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" in white nearby

and red glowing tip sits centered beneath the quote

a diagonal cascade of four bombs increases in size from top to bottom

and red-orange run beneath the text

Cursive white script reads "Chubbs Peterson" above green horizontal lines framing white serif text "SECOND ANNUAL" with a brown wood-grain wooden hand on a golden-yellow base centered between them

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" inRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY