I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right - Sarcastic & Funny Luxury Candle Relationship PH Neutral and we only

PH Neutral and we only print on premium professional grade poly-cotton canvas

The absence of side seams eliminates any itchy interruptions under the arms

Get your morning coffee on the go with a dose of motivation with the following quote “Good Things Come to Those Who Go Out and Fucking Hustle"

VANILLA Vanilla

Get your morning coffee with a dose of motivation with the following quote “Retirement Only Means It Is Time For A New Adventure”

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right - Sarcastic & Funny Luxury Candle Relationship PH Neutral and we onlyRELAX & UNWIND Citrusy scent with mandarin, grapefruit and bergamot top notes with subtle notes of ginger and green leaves. SO FRESH & SO CLEAN Jasmine scent with hints of lemon, orange, musk and eucalyptus. SMELLS REALLY GOOD Vanilla scent with notes of musk, caramel, milk and marshmallow. BEST SPA DAY EVER Fresh apple scent with notes of bourbon, vanilla and cardamom. DARK & HANDSOME Manly scent with marine and pineapple top notes with subtle notes